For this week's giggle, while you're busy working (or twerking) hard at your place of work and/or druge deal, I figured I'd give you not one, not two, not four, but three, THREE funny videos for the price of not-a-damn thing. I know, I'm a hero to you and your unborn, sickly-looking future children. Make him play a sport or at least feed him. He looks awful. Man, you're a bad parent.
First up is a fun little commercial from Footlocker, home to sports gear and bunch of asshole referees who lost their jobs and decided that the shirt works in other mysterious ways. It's a promotion for their "Week of Greatness," and the Tyson bit alone made me smile like a moron (or an idiot... hey! Like this blog's name!):
It's funny because he bit his ear off. Also: we hate Dennis Rodman. Next up is a clip that is just as close to my heart as body deformation: video games, or rather, video games that I suck at. It's called "Paperboy 3: The Hard Way," a tribute to the insane gaming franchise as well as an homage to Grindhouse B movies. This clip is from Silvermania, a couple of crazy guys who use some insanity mixed in with a bit of intelligence and a dash of confusing editing techniques. So let's shut our stupid mouths and watch:
I always wondered why that neighborhood was out to fucking kill the kids delivering the news. Finally, we have one of my favorite clips of one of my favorite people in the world, Louis CK. He's insanely funny and intelligent, but also has such a keen view on the world. We should be best friends. Here he is talking about... well, I'll let him tell you (warning: shit is NSFW, but so was the last one, probably):
Ah, good times. Anyway, hope these clips helped to brighten your day. And if they didn't, there's always drinking and laughing at short people trying to reach for things in high places. HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!! *waves at computer for some reason*